Wednesday 19 December 2007

Celebrity model

















Hard on the heals of Terri Im an ex model socialite we are today gifted with Vanessa Yeung who apparently is a celebrity model. Im not sure if that means she models celebrities, sleeps with them or if fact a new genre has been created.




Removing my fingers from my throat I press on with the article in the standard, which apparently was not sponsored by Ka Wah and read all about the art deco nature of a development in Shatin. This is called " the great hill" obviously straight out of the imagination of the same author who gave us "Nobb hill" Vanessa as I like to call her apparently had a familiar feeling when she first stepped into the appartment complex. Maybe it was the security guard touching her arse, the feeling is not explained.




Ill leave the rest of how Vanessa thought she was in Manahattan but was really in a crap place in Shatin for you to read yourself.




And now I turn to LOHAS park the newest scheme by Li Ka Shing to put people on the housing ladder in estates built adjacent to rubbish dumps and industrial estates, wrapped in touchy feely environmentalism. Apparently this housing estate, sorry luxury development with abundant greenery will have recreational facilitiers to suit every need. This luxury is all to be found in an appartment of about 500 feet useable directly above the MTR station, read shunting yard. Again the article is not sponsored and lofty ceilings are mentioned indication people who are not taller than 6feet should be able to stand up. Noise free toilets are to be installed, now that I would liuke to see after a night on the lager curries.




Ho hum, if you can believe all this you can believe that somebody can be a celebrity model.






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